i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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