Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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