I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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