could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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