this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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