I must be too annoying 4 u.
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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