I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
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I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I lost the right to judge tonight
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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