Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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