I must be too annoying 4 u.
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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