Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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