My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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