K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
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My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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