quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
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Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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