loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Shame is for Republicans.
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