Do vagina's smell?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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