if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
This is my gift to your gina
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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