my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
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Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want nice things and good sex
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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