So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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