Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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