I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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