so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
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I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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