I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
