His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
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NoShamevember. You game?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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