I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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