you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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