yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
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I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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