If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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