Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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