You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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