I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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