...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
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