you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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