So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
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My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
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Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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