What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
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Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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