just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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