just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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