my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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