sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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