I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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