seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Randomize
