the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Randomize