So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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