Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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