she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
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Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Randomize