Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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