Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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