Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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