we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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