we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
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Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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