Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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