bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
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i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
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I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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