Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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