weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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