i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Found your dick twin last night
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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